How to "Throw" a Party

The host.

The guest.

"We're having a tea party!!!
Although Daddy says we should call it a 'Beer Bash' instead of a tea party."

"Mmmmm! This tea tastes just like chocolate milk!"

"Here! Try some!"

"Garçon! A little more of that chocolate milk tea, please!"

"I'm such a good host!"

"WHAT???? You DON'T LIKE chocolate milk tea?!"

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"PARTY'S OVER, MONKEY!!!"