"Start the day by convincing Mommy to make blueberry pancakes with whip cream and strawberries.
It is not hard to convince Mommy that this is a brilliant idea."
It is not hard to convince Mommy that this is a brilliant idea."
"Take Dad to his favorite museum and show him the elephants.
Spend the rest of the day spitting on anyone who asks what sound an elephant makes."
"Tell Dad that the Stegosaurus is a genus of stegosaurid armoured dinosaur from the Late Jurassic period."
"Show your pet dinosaur his ancestor."
"Compare you foot size to a dinosaurs and decide neither is as big as Dad's foot size."
"Learn about Ceratopsians.
Press button over and over again to make sure it is sturdy."
Press button over and over again to make sure it is sturdy."
"Find giant Dinosaur bone and try to take it home for Jake."
"Take a two second break for a family picture before racing to see more dinosaurs."
"Agree with Dad that science is really cool."
"Consider, then reject, the notion of taking a nap in the nice comfy chairs.
Spend another ten minutes convincing Mommy that she doesn't want to take a nap either."
"With Mommy's help, make a great birthday cake."
"Sing Happy Birthday"
"Sing Happy Birthday"
"Decide you have the best daddy in the whole world."
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