Ian's Horse

"This is MY puppy!"

"He is bigger than a horse!"

"GO, Horsey!!! GIDEE UP, GIDEE UP, GIDEE UP!"

"I love you, Puppy"

"You're my favorite."

Jake Was Rooting for Bolt

"Are the Olympics really over? What a bummer. It's the only time these guys watch something interesting on television. The rest of the time, it's boring documentaries."

"I'm not chewing this toy...I'm just resting my teeth on it."

"Sigh. I really miss the Olympics."

"Me too, Jake! Wait...what's an Olympic?"

Ian's Favorite Toy

"Hi, Puppy! Look at me!"

"Hi! Do you see me now?!"

"I'm hugging Puppy! He loves this!"

"Ha! I'm on the table! Wait...why does Puppy look so much happier now that I'm on the table instead of on top of him?"

Ode to the Nose

"This is SO MUCH FUN! I love my nose!"



"WHOA!!! I can do this with TWO HANDS, too!!! AWESOME!"

"Wait...you just took pictures of that? For my blog? Shucks. I'm a little embarrassed now."

Haircut for Ian!

"Mommy, I've been thinking. Do you think my hair is getting a little...long? Like, maybe I look like...a girl? NOT that there's anything wrong with girls! But, I'm just saying...it might be time for a haircut."

"OH! You're ready to cut my hair NOW? But I'm READING! Doesn't everyone read in the tub?"

"Remember...just A LITTLE off the top, please!"

"Nice job on the back of my hair! It looks really nice!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What did you DO to the front!?!?! It's TOO SHORT!!! I look like a DORK! And my forehead looks HUGE!!"

"Sigh...you're right...it will grow out soon enough."

"Just don't expect a good tip, lady!"

Ode to Blueberries

"Blueberries! I LOVE blueberries!"

"ARGH! I am a monster! Who likes blueberries!"

"So anyway, did I mention I like blueberries?"

"Hey, you know what would be good right now? MORE BLUEBERRIES!"

Thanks for the loaner camera, Dad!

"Hi, Mommy! I'm going to read a book to Jake!"

"WAKE UP, JAKE! It's story time!"

"Are you awake? Are you awake now? How about now?"

"See the book?! Isn't it interesting, Jake? Jake?"

"Huh. You're right, Ian. This IS an interesting book!"