"Mommy, I've been thinking. Do you think my hair is getting a little...long? Like, maybe I look like...a girl? NOT that there's anything wrong with girls! But, I'm just saying...it might be time for a haircut."
"OH! You're ready to cut my hair NOW? But I'm READING! Doesn't everyone read in the tub?"
"Remember...just A LITTLE off the top, please!"
"Nice job on the back of my hair! It looks really nice!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What did you DO to the front!?!?! It's TOO SHORT!!! I look like a DORK! And my forehead looks HUGE!!"
"Sigh...you're right...it will grow out soon enough."
"Just don't expect a good tip, lady!"
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